Making God Cringe

Dear you.

I have to confess something that I’ve sort of been wanting to for a while now. I’m not sure why it seems important to fill you in on this detail. I have so many other, better secrets I could and want to share with you but have not found the best time or way to do it and at this point, I doubt that I’ll ever get around to it.

Anyway, whatever. Here it is.